Witty Bobby 2Shoes

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Witty Bobby 2Shoes

A Short Story

by Joel G

Bobby 2Shoes looked at the crumpled hat 🎩 in his hands and felt afraid 😱.

He walked over to the window 🪟 and reflected on his cold 🥶 surroundings. He had always loved haunted Philadelphia with its disgusting 🤢, drab dark forests 🌳. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel afraid 😱.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Harry Graham. Harry was a bank 🏦 manager with spiky feet 👣 and pointy arms 🖐 .

Bobby gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a witty, grateful 🥲, squash drinker 🍹 with ginger feet and wobbly arms 🖐. His friends saw him as a petite, powerless patient adult 👨. Once, he had even made a cup of tea ☕️ for a giant.

But not even a witty person who had once made a cup of tea ☕️ for a giant deaf 🧏‍♂️ person, was prepared for what Harry had in store 🏬 today.

The drizzle 🌧 rained like gyrating cats 🐈‍⬛ , making Bobby angry 😡.

As Bobby stepped outside and Harry came closer, he could see the cool 😎 glint in his eye.

"Look Bobby!" growled Harry, with a peculiar glare that reminded Bobby of weevils. "I hate 😤  you and I want my money back. You owe me 46, 512.82 euros. One whole bitcoin 🪙 ."

Bobby looked back, even more angry 😡 and still fingering the crumpled hat 🎩 . "Harry, is that real leather?" he replied, while trying to change the conversation.

They looked at each other with ambivalent feelings, like two sweet, spilt sharks 🦈 boating at a very noble snow storm 🌨 , which had piano 🎹 music 🎼  playing in the background and two spiteful uncles talking to the beat.

Suddenly, Harry lunged forward and tried to punch Bobby in the face. Quickly, Bobby grabbed the crumpled hat 🎩 and brought it down on Harry's skull 💀 .

Harry's spiky feet 👣 trembled and his pointy arms 🖐 wobbled. He looked lonely, his wallet raw like an enraged gun 🔫 that didn’t have any powder left.

Then he let out an agonising groan 😩 and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Harry Graham was dead ☠️ .

Bobby 2Shoes went back inside and made himself a nice beaker of squash. What is a euro 💶 or a bitcoin 🪙 anyway?

THE END