Last Fuel For 500 Kilometers

 

Lauren Bond looked at the sign she had just passed saying 'Last Fuel For 500km'. Why did she ignore it, and even when she did not know, she was shocked with herself. She looked out of the window and contemplated her psychopathic life. Lauren had always hated grey Camborne with its jittery, burnt jungle. It was a place that made her feel self-conscious.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Dwayne Johnson. Dwayne was the fuel guy with jacked muscles and a bald head. Lauren gulped. She glanced at her own reflection in the window, she was just a fat, hilarious idiot. She had even drove a smiling disabled person crazy. But no-one was prepared for what Dwayne had in store that day. 

The sun shone like a volcano erupting, making Lauren long for her abusive mum. As Lauren stepped outside and Dwayne came closer, she could see the solid smile on his face. Dwayne glared with all the wrath of an Area 51 camera. And she spoke in hushed tones "I don't hate fuel but I can't fill up my electric car without a supercharger!" That's when her psycho senses kicked in and she threw a scissor at Dwayne.

The scissor broke perfectly in half where it hit on Dwayne's bald head. This is when he became known as the Legendary Dwayne The Rock Johnson. So the Rock looked down back at Lauren, even more enraged and yelled out "Woman, I will shoot you, you abuse fuel guys!"

They looked at each other with regretful feelings, like two amused yet alert students who had got into a fight, Lauren studied Dwayne's jacked muscles and bald head. Eventually, she took a deep breath and began in apologetic tones, "I'm sorry, but I don't feel the same way and never will. But don't think I hate you Dwayne."

Lauren could literally hear Dwayne's emotions shatter into 4762 pieces. Not even a cup of beer could make Lauren get over what had happened that day. And that's when Dwayne hurriedly rushed away.

*after this event happened in 2064, Apple Emotional & Mental Support was invented.